Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
by Travis Scoot October 21, 2020
The state of being of a girl’s butt after she has pooped. It is to be avoided until she Cleansed the Palate.
After a night of eating Chinese food, Sally had poopy butt. Her boyfriend refused to have sex with her until she Cleansed the Palate.
by theeaglesfan69 December 29, 2020
the most loyal person you will ever meet. Poopy butts will often need reassurance about their looks, but once they realize there true beauty deep down inside them they will become unstoppable!
Wow I was a POOPY BUTT!
by Hanna Banana 13 July 07, 2020
I felt his lips press flat around my asshole, tight to my taint, then the butt chunking began and I felt my lower intestine fill with his last meal.
by COWonROIDZ March 23, 2024
by Antemortem151 September 01, 2015