e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

by vand3l October 11, 2008

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch October 9, 2008

Browning Off

Bollocks management yuk speak that sounds like slightly dodgy porn analogies used by Australians to annoy everyone.

"XYZ are browning off all their contractors, blah blah blah blah a dingo stole my baby"

by fozzie12 January 13, 2009

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

slab off

to get off, or to say that tommy matthews is a poor ugly nigger, with a bunch of dogs surrounding his busted ass house. with that big ass wardrobe on his porch.

"yea", slab off on dat water.

by John Dais March 7, 2009

Fog off a nugget

A fart, or sudden release gaseous particles from your butt.

"Man, I smell the fog off a nugget!"

by ChocolateLovesEH December 9, 2008

twerpt-off

to be made pissed; being pissed, mad in or by a situation.

I am really twerpt-off by the lack of help I am getting cleaning up after these kids.

by thedirtyape January 5, 2009