It feels like a furnace in here

Your partner/significant other has been taken hostage and replaced with a shape shifter

“Sorry Hughie it feels like a furnace in here”

by anonymous July 19, 2024

thought like lit

Backstory: Lit was a man who thought he farted but he actually pooped on himself.

Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.

When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.

Person 1: Man, I thought it was Tuesday.” (It’s actually Wednesday)

Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).

by Dr Ciri July 26, 2024

They not Like us

Kendrick Lamar ends Kendrics Career

They not Like us has been #1 for weeks

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Likee

A russian Tik Tok ripoff mainly used by kids from 6-12 years old. Levels of toxicity, ragebait and cringe are dangerously high, so I dont recommend researching this platform.

- "Yo bro should I install Likee?"
- "No, its just too toxic to handle for us."

by brauar July 31, 2024

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024

Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.

My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.

by CK-HVACR August 6, 2024

out and about like a trout

the opposite of snug as a bug in a rug.

i went to the mall, grocery store, salon, and doctor today. i was totally out and about like a trout.

by gagi221 August 8, 2024