by -A.Z. July 18, 2023
Get the Dum-dee-domug. the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.
son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?
father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013
Get the doing harakirimug. <.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by PandasRuleD00d December 11, 2011
Get the dos linkymug. by Kbot1006 January 14, 2025
Get the Doing an Aivinmug. Kissing-cousin to the commonly-known "shout-out" --- where you pause a moment from "normal" broadcasting over the airwaves to express praise/thanks/acknowledgement for someone's exceptional/helpful performance --- this recognition-statement lauds someone's exceptionally-humorous remark that really "tickled your funny-bone", and so you want to let everyone know about it.
Redneck radio-announcer: Okay, we're back with our guest John Smith, head coach of the local Little League baseball team, and just before we go to the phones and take our listeners' questions for John, I'd just like to do a giggle-out to the young goofball gas-station attendant who serviced my car this morning on my way to work --- as you all know, I drive a pink Ford Galaxy, and so he jokingly asked me what galaxy I was from, and inquired if I had come to see Elvis, since he famously drove a pink Cadillac.
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Get the do a giggle-outmug.