v bag

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head

#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break

by the suckmeister April 18, 2010

bag

A lazy person

You are a bag!

by Pigglet_88 May 16, 2018

Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

bag warmer

When the balls enter the vagina.

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky

by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013

touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.

“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”

by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022

BAG

The demented uncle of the BFG. The BAG is the Big Angry Giant, a fat, abusive, drunk.

When Christmas time comes about you better not make a ruckus or the BAG will come and beet you!

by Banana Hammie December 17, 2019