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by cambriaisbaby December 8, 2019
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Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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baby toof

Friend 1: Yo have you seen baby toof?
Friend 2: He went to take a smash like 40 mins ago
by you’ll float too December 14, 2019
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Yella babies

Some pussy ass niggas det can’t come out dey hood cs everybody want they wne
by 4baby December 15, 2019
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Possibility baby

When your side chick gets pregnant and you are either not sure if its yours or you are just in denial about it until the DNA test is done. That's your "possibility baby".
My wife caught me cheating and to make matters worse she now knows about my possibility baby.
by TheLoweMan December 19, 2019
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Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.
Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!
by Bshifters December 19, 2019
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Baby powder

Baby powder is blended up dry milk that turns your baby blue and stink of gin. My friend Kelly always uses it on her legs because they are crusty and she wants to be scaled.
You have moist legs try our new product baby powder to make you less moist
by Unknownrandn December 22, 2019
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