Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

Spin Up Off Me

If a girl aint on shit tell them this cuz it means fuck off

Spin up Off me since u aint talkin about shit

by Big boi 09 September 4, 2009

Toil Your Thang On Me

The act of rubbing your business suit power pantsed ass on an exposed penie piece. Especially after this said business woman seals a big deal at the office and the boss is a hornball.

Made popularized through Kevin Federline's hit single "Popozao." The line is used primarily 70% of the song.

KFed: Girl, just toil your thang on me, that popozao is fire!
Girl: ::Toils her thang on him all night long::

by CheeWee August 8, 2010

ya figgin deal me

can be replaced by "you know what i mean?"

"did you get the new issue of cosmo with the 5 page spread on...ya figgin deal me?"

"yeah i tried a few of those positions."

by cakehoe August 11, 2008

imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.

Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.

by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015

meet me at the rec bathroom

on contrary to the term meet me at the rec, this is also a term used by comeaux high students when they want to have gay sex, hence the nick name, homeuax high.

guy 1: Hey you wanna catch these hands

guy 2: Oh you know it, meet me at the rec bathroom

guy 1: Oh you want those kind of hands, ok, i'll meet you at the rec bathroom

by Homeaux Comeaux December 20, 2018