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Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.
"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."
by FANNO November 21, 2024
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Like beggar

Someone on Youtube who tries to bait people into pressing the like button because they want more likes on their post.
Examples below.
Commenter: (blank) gang here.
👇
Commenter: Cringe button.
👇
Commenter: People who like (blank).
👇
Replies: (usually completely oblivious that they are being baited into liking the comment)
The one dude who actually knows what's going on: "like beggar."
by watwato_o January 5, 2024
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Smoking Like a Horse

An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.
Damn. Erik is smoking like a horse today.
by Goblin13 December 30, 2019
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