Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

jack

jack is kinda tall and very orange

yo did you see the orange guy over there he kinda looks like a jack

by v1ce March 4, 2022

Jack

The man. The myth. The legend. A bad motherfucker.

"Yall know who that is right there? That's Jack. The man the myth the legend. That's one bad motherfucker right there!"

by Pumpkin96 January 16, 2026

Jack Johnson

When a man ejaculates on the knuckles of his fist, and then punches his partner in the face with that fist.

They were getting it on, and right before he came, he pulled out, nutted on his fist, and gave her Jack Johnson.

by AcidBrainProductions January 29, 2026

The “Jack in the Box”

This is when you insert your wonka into your companions chocolate starfish as it is soft, as and time goes on like a jack in the box, suspension builds until you reach your full potential and jump scare said companion.

I did The “Jack in the box”

by Big bad boyler. February 1, 2026