by MetroGamezHD June 7, 2018

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.
by Liliow August 14, 2020

A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.
by blaynmendez June 27, 2010

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012

When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!
Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!
by Jo NYC May 24, 2018

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."
"oof, im so sorry"
"oof, im so sorry"
by smokyjones January 24, 2024

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
