A way of expressing annoyance/ laugh at someone’s lack of understanding of the situation they’re in; usually emphasizing that they’ve been humiliated or just in a bad situation overall.
In other words. “Things aren’t as nice as you think they are.”
In other words. “Things aren’t as nice as you think they are.”
Person 1 : “I mean. I could’ve gotten her if I wanted.”
Person 2 : “Bro, she violated you in those messages. You really think shit’s sweet.”
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Person 1 : “I told you not to come ‘round these parts, nigga fo’ real thought shit’s sweet.”
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Person 2 : “Shit ain’t sweet bruh, look at yo’self; you out here lookin raggedy.”
Person 2 : “Bro, she violated you in those messages. You really think shit’s sweet.”
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Person 1 : “I told you not to come ‘round these parts, nigga fo’ real thought shit’s sweet.”
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Person 2 : “Shit ain’t sweet bruh, look at yo’self; you out here lookin raggedy.”
by FemaleKingVon September 6, 2023
Get the Shit’s sweet mug.by sushm_ September 16, 2023
Get the Shit Pit mug.Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.
by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023
Get the shitting pygmies mug.When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023
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Get the albino shits mug.When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.
1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom
1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom
2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE
by Luggage74 July 8, 2022
Get the Shit for the Cycle mug.The absolute one thing the boys cannot lie upon. If you do choose to lie the ultimate punishment is guilt. The boys will shun you and be extremely disappointed in you. One time I heard a kid lied after saying “on homie shit” and he was never seen again.
1: “Bro did you and her really hit it off last night?”
“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”
“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”
“On homie shit we did!”
2: “dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut.”
“ on homie shit I didn’t, I swear”
3: “I dare you to jump in the fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro”
“Ight bet”
by Homie king July 11, 2022
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