Sweet ones

When Matt thinks he gonna get laid

“Are there any sweet ones”
“Yeah I see a couple”

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.

“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”

by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025

Giving one's daily dose of zinc

euphemism for ejaculating into your girlfriend or boyfriend's mouth

-Justin gave Orally her daily dose of zinc :^)

- hell yeah Giving one's daily dose of zinc is my favorite activity boii

by Orally June 25, 2017

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Real ones

There's never going to be a last of the real ones, unless humans go extinct (which wouldn't be a bad thing for every other species). There will always be more real ones, long after the real ones of today are gone forever.

There's always going to be more real ones, though they won't replace the real ones before them during the time they are alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021