dick mayo

well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again

ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 8, 2021

Dick Snot

A worthless piece of shit individual. Often can't be reliable.

That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher

by Dr Niggèr April 4, 2022

sour dick

when a males doesn’t wash his dick for a long time, and it begins to spoil and become sour.

your friend- man, i have a sour dick and my girl wants to come over tonight!
you- you’re fucked man!!!

by fuckkk dude:$ February 4, 2021

Small Dick

When your dick is below average in size.

Damn bro you gotta small dick

by MyPPIs3InchesLong February 9, 2021

Soup-Dick

soup on da dick

“Yo bro, I see you w that Soup-Dick, lemme get a taste”

by @dummytiny March 9, 2021

Work Dick

When one cannot obtain an erection because they have worked too many hours of overtime.

My wife wanted me to take her to pound town last night but I had Work Dick.

by Nawdawg May 9, 2021

whiteboi dick

a pussy free loser whose gf gets railed by bbc every day

she’s tired of her bfs whiteboi dick

by loserforbbc March 17, 2022