national grab dick day

on september 4th you can grab anyone’s dick

bryan: hey it’s national grab dick day
angelica: oh really *grabs bryan’s dick*

by randomshitttttttt September 1, 2019

National Post Your Homeboy Day

August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend

Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys

by jameslone23 August 2, 2023

National Anteater Hate Day

The day where we burn, torment, and patronize the hell spawns called anteaters

“Hey dude its National Anteater Hate Day! Lets go burn some fuckers!”

by Ratacey March 12, 2021

National Cooked Day

On this day your absolutely cooked

Person 1 - Have you heard of what day it is?

Person 2 - Yeah it's national cooked day

Person 1 - I hope Ben and smolbean survive 🙏

by TheOneAndOnlyBen April 23, 2024

national kissing day

national kissing day is october 8th

wow today is national kissing day!

by baileyyyyyyyy October 7, 2019

National trainer day

On February 20th, you will wear trainers to school or wherever you go.

‘They can’t put everyone is isolation or detention in national trainer day!’

by Hanna.hxxx December 10, 2019

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020