Swoosh Bag

A douchebag that only wears Nike

Oscar Pistorius is an old Swoosh Bag.

by boosh July 28, 2015

musical bags

Like musical chairs, but with bags on a girls chin, when the music stops , bags go in the mouth.

Let's play musical bags , it's a fun adult game

by 141974 September 25, 2017

stas bag

A skimp bag of pot. Usually consists of the end stems, and half nugs found only in the very most bottom of the bag.

Yeah, I pawn starred that kid with a stas bag.

by End Couch November 22, 2011

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

jewel bags

Scientific term: labia majora. The loose lips around a woman's vagina. Pussy lips.

Man - Julie's jewel bags needs to get cleaned every once in a while. They're getting dirty.

by the majora tom December 1, 2011

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Gem bag

: the external pouch that in most mammals contains the testes

Hiding your gem bag behind an athletic cup is the best way to protect the family jewels from harm.

by Hendo83 March 13, 2024