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hot slice of ass

A guy who is so incredibly good looking - in every way- that they are just that- a hot slice of ass. Possibly derived from the pure nirvana that comes from a hot slice of steamy pizza, but translated into male form.
Did you see that new LAPD Captain Downtown? He is a hot slice of ass!
by Downtown Anne December 28, 2005
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Hot Monkey Vagina

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
by OscarOtto October 24, 2008
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Hot weiner sex

The act of splitting your partner's weiner into two peices down the middle up to their stomach, and then pumping in and out of their urethra with your weiner. Blood, semen, and urine are not a rare sight when performing this type of sex. Very hot. Very weiner. And very sex.
I just had 'hot weiner sex' with Morgan!
by Ryan Noel December 4, 2004
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portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.
Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.
by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008
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Cuban Hot Mess

usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess's forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess's are kind of awesome, and usually have big boobs and big butts. people love cuban hot mess's for their loud personalities and random sexual comments.
by your lovely father July 14, 2010
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Hot Air Balloon

A guys going down on girl and when he opens his mouth the girl grabs his head and holds it still then she queefs in his mouth.
I Hot Air Ballooned my boyfriend last night when he was going down on me!

you can also say hot air ballooned or hot air ballooning
by KezNaa October 15, 2011
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drop it likes it hot

what you do when the hot potatoe timer runs up. also a cool ass video with snoop dogg and pharrell sexy sex williams.
:passing the potato around in a circle: BUZZZzzzz "shit!" DROP IT LIKE IT'S HAWWWT
by the athina December 8, 2004
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