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black people

People with medium to dark skintone who love white people and definitely do not commit violent crime or terrorize law-abiding citizens. They're the most upstanding and honest citizens in America and would never steal anything that's not bolted down. Everything they do can easily be excused because black people are the real victims in America.
Black people are victims who deserve reparations for the wrongs that have been committed against them.
by 13commit52 March 4, 2023
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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
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Black people

A crazy ethnicity that expects you to like them.
To the definitions of Black people that says, “fuck you for not liking Black people.” No, fuck you!
by LinkxPeach January 30, 2025
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Black Bits

the tastiest parts of pizza crust, or grilled chicken often achieved as a result of intense heat.
Do you know what makes this chicken so tasty? Its the little black bits from the charcoal grill
by Dagw123454 August 13, 2020
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Black Olive

Since olives are soaked in brine and lye to give the black color. To be called or referred to as being a black olive means that you are a liar and that your character is salty.
Hey you heard about that one gay girl who lives in crestline? Stay away from her I heard she's a real black olive.
by anonymous July 11, 2023
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Black Sausage

When Purple Aki awakes from his slumber, he decides to give kids ice and a big black large flake ;)
by Liam_Hedley January 22, 2015
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