Nigerian Love Starve

n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".

"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."

by The Mayng March 16, 2014

Ben loves Julia

Ben loves Julia but they are best friends so Ben is too afraid to tell Julia how he feels so he doesn’t tell her because he thinks it will ruin the friendship. But what Ben doesn’t know is that Julia loves Ben too but Julia doesn’t want to tell Ben how she feels because she think that it will also ruin the friendship. So Julia and Ben have been best friends for a long time but they both have feelings for each other but they will never know because they are too afraid. But Ben should tell Julia how he feels because Julia deserves to know. And he should not be afraid he should be brave.

Person 1: wow Ben loves Julia it is so obvious
Person 2: ikr but he’s to afraid to tell her

by Ben loves Julia January 27, 2020

Nathaniel loves Andrea

this is the one and only legit definition on the internet, iykwim

tinalo pa nito ang pagsisinta ni Rizal sa kanyang mga babae
dahil ito ay pag iibigang tunay

Nathaniel loves Andrea kasi totoo ito.
Nathaniel loves Andrea because why not?

by rekka ft kk July 16, 2019

Pewamo Love Story

When your first love is dating your cousin

My first girlfriend was dating my cousin so yeah i suppose that is a pewamo love story

by Trevor Eubanks January 21, 2023

My love for him

My love for him is unconditional and will never end and one day I’m going to marry him. As of now I’m just going to tell him everyday until he understands how much he really means to me. My love for him is everlasting. Everyday I will tell him how handsome he is and how I’m lucky to have him. I love you jackson

From: tory

Tory: my love for him is extrodinary

Friend: I’m happy for you

by Thalia_32 April 14, 2019

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020