go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.

Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*

by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025

Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)

A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?

It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo

by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019

Dodja go

Go with the flow

Shaka brah! Dodja go Bro!

by F0r3$+F@1ry July 14, 2021

Go our

A kiefer that is extremely retarded

Could birds fly with plane wings?

Go our, have a look

by Marothewolf March 5, 2009

Pokemon Go

Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp

and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017

Swoop-and-Go

Properly folding one's clothes when staying at someone's house, usually in the event of a one night stand. Neatly folding the clothes and leaving them near an exit allows the person to swoop-and-go their clothes in the event of a rushed or forced exit.

I went home with a guy I met at the bar. When we got to his place, I folded my clothes as I took them off and left them near the door. When I woke up to discover he was really gross, I was able to swoop-and-go my clothes for a hurried exit with out having to say good bye.

by TinkerBell12 December 12, 2012

We could go gyat for gyat

“We could go gyat for gyat” is a newfound slang word used in the stone hedge times. It was used to define the color of someone’s Woohaa

the color my of my We could go gyat for gyat is green.

by Koberoh August 12, 2024