Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.

“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”

by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022

Ah shit Here we go again

The sentence I say when go to school.

Me: *enters school* Me: Ah shit Here we go again

by Ahadi2011 October 19, 2025

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

Going Centaur

When you are dressed as a human from the waist up but are basically beast from the waist down during a Video Call.

Don't pan the camera down, they're going centaur from the waist down.

by Come on Fwqwhgads October 16, 2020

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass

"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen

by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024