Dookie Baby

wen ur chil make a stinky

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.

by dookiemikey August 18, 2017

baby pickle

A cucumber

"John calls it a cucumber, but it's a baby pickle."

by iTwAsAnInSiDeJoB August 31, 2017

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.

Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.

by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018

Wicked baby

Babies conceived while listening to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game, the sexiest song of all time.

Ben was born in the 90’s, do you think he’s a Wicked baby?

by Donnie Brooks October 31, 2018

pancake baby

A real broken baby

He can't even stand in such a pancake baby state.

by Cheffuckmeboy November 4, 2018

Baby Batter

A family game. You take turns RKOing a baby. First one to make the baby splat wins and gets to chant "Baby batter, baby batter, hit the ground and baby splatter."

Guy 1: Wanna play Baby Batter?
Guy 2: Yea man! Hold on I'ma get my baby sister.

by zackaboyy November 5, 2018