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you had me at hello

Shut up i wanna fuck, even if it is in front of all these whiny ass divorced bitches. Just put it in my ass right now, Jerry! (From the retarded movie Jerry McGuire)
I asked this blonde girl at the club if she wanted a drink and she said "You had me at hello". I had my dick in her ass before I got the car started.
by bohits January 28, 2004
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You Raise Me Up

The greatest song ever written by mankind. Originally written by Secret Garden's Rolf Løvland and lyrics by Brendan Graham. The song has been covered more than 125 times, most notably by Josh Groban
A: You Raise Me Up is undoubtedly the greatest song heard on the planet.
B: No sh*t...
by KYJC January 12, 2008
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kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?
by 4player May 27, 2008
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StumbleUpon Done Got Me!

When utilizing StumbleUpon (With porn topics enabled), one may hit the "Stumble" button, be distracted by a friend/barking dog/TV, and glance back at screen only to greeted by extreme acts of porn unexpectedly. Thus, provoking a noise such as, "Whoa!"
(As Justin Stumbles) Toby:"HOLY SHEEP SHIT, JUSTIN!! THE LIVING ROOM'S ON FIRE!!!"

Justin: "Toby, what the hell are you yelling about?! All's well, you're just tripping man. I'm gonna get back to Stumbling...... WHOA, THERE 4 DUDES AND A GRANNY ON MY SCREEN!! STUMBLEUPON DONE GOT ME!!"
by Maddmatt4life June 17, 2011
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Dogging Me Out The Window

To slap the gatch of a person of the fairer sex as they hang out of a window, preferably higher than the first floor..
by Dr. Hibbert July 23, 2010
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did me like a dinner

1. Just like when you just had a huge dinner and all that is left are crumbs on your face

2. When she puts you in the oven for some bake time.

3. When she "drinks a milkshake" and gets a "milk mustache".
1. She said that she wanted a "light snack" but after I prepared some sausage she did me like a dinner

2. She said that I was looking a little "undercooked" so she did me like a dinner.

3. At my house we sat in the kitchen and she did me like a dinner.
by Joe Fag Jina December 28, 2006
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You're killing me, Smalls!

A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.
Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"
by mcfuckkkk April 6, 2017
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