The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017

one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

That one wipe more was taking so long

by Didddies February 8, 2017

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

one with the buffalo

When someone is extremely stoned.

Dude, I'm so fucking one with the buffalo right now.

by raychulwhere October 13, 2012

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012