Sandy Dick

The action of inserting a wrapped sand-paper dildo into the anus or urethra of a gay lover.

Insert that sandy dick in me! I want to shit blood!

by MechPencil October 15, 2013

dicks house

1. a place which no man should enter it is featured in raywilliamsjohnsons video. if you go there you are probably going to be molested

but i wanted to go to dicks house

by iamagayhomosexual March 19, 2011

Dick Chirp

1: A stupid person who says stupid shit no one cares about.
2: the small grunt made just before busting your nut.
3: the sound your dick makes while cumming.

1: Chris never knows when to shut the hell up. He sure is a dick chirp.
2: Everytime I have sex with Bobby, henpulls a dick chirp.
3: last night my dick chirped when I blew my load on that dead hooker.

by Zoomzoompow October 24, 2011

Dick Rage

that feeling immediately after you get hit in the nuts.

After Thomas was struck by Andy in the nuts, he got the dick rage and morphed into a viking warrior and beat Andy without mercy.

by Poopdickmcgee October 16, 2011

dimple dick

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.

Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

by blonde ass jell-o fish October 29, 2011

sour dick

when a males doesn’t wash his dick for a long time, and it begins to spoil and become sour.

your friend- man, i have a sour dick and my girl wants to come over tonight!
you- you’re fucked man!!!

by fuckkk dude:$ February 4, 2021

Small Dick

When your dick is below average in size.

Damn bro you gotta small dick

by MyPPIs3InchesLong February 9, 2021