When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.
Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
by the super adventure guy named August 19, 2010
Get the Adept Fucking Wizardmug. A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.
by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009
Get the Wizard of Menlow Parkmug. thou who speaks in the code of egg, throws wild house parties, & partakes in an occasional, possibly weekly illegal activity. also, look up costa rican males on myspace when nothing else is found to do.
Wizard, light it up in the tunnel!
by A. Matrix & B. Soda June 16, 2008
Get the wizardmug. Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017
Get the morning wood wizardmug. by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018
Get the Fake Wizard Manmug. by Eleroy91xx April 2, 2021
Get the Stinky Wizard Sleevemug. An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023
Get the Guru Sex Wizardmug.