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A Wilson

Fisting someone whos on their period and then placing the fister's hand on the fistee's face
That girl from last night? She was on the blob so I gave her a wilson
by Litteone October 22, 2022
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The Wilson

When you pull slap your partners ass with her vaginal blood leaving a blood print on her ass like Wilson from castaway
Was having period sex and gave her a the Wilson
by Charles dicking December 19, 2022
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Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear November 30, 2017
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Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
This guy is such a brian wilson
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022
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Rory Wilson

A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.
He's done it again, he's done a Rory Wilson.
by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021
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Wilson

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.
Frank-“Did he meet you for dinner?”

Sarah-“No he pulled a Wilson.”
by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020
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Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018
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