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That guy Read is 100% Pure Cocaine n cut.
by ChuggaChugg November 23, 2021
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a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.
I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet
He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
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read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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