Weird Whale

Somebody who is odd or has odd qualities and/or looks.

That guy is a one weird whale.

by Mr. GDC April 15, 2009

Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021

Wolf to whales

Idiom

To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.

This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales

Boss: "John, why don't you take us from wolf to whales on your new project?"

John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"

by RAM388 May 27, 2018

coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 6, 2019

whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.

My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!

by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015

Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016