Vampire Squid

Right before you have passionate love making with a beautiful woman, you lay on top of her, bite her neck, flail around like a squid of out water, and then jerk off hence inking all over her face
Last night my boyfriend did a pretty mean vampire squid.
by VaginesSlayer April 24, 2015
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Vampire Skirt Chaser

Someone who chases after sexy goth girls. Originated from Diana.
You Vampire skirt chaser! I know you're going out there trying to get in her pants!!! Why haven't you called me???
by Selice August 30, 2006
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Vampire Hate Fuck

As seen on the third episode of the third season of True Blood:
Vampire Hate Fuck is the act of angrily twisting a person's head backwards a complete 180 degrees so that you don't have to look at their face while you fuck them violently out of pure hate and spite. Unlike rape, this experience is welcomed by the person having their head twisted.
I'm gonna have to Vampire Hate Fuck that bitch.
by Doctor Amaazing July 01, 2010
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vampire love ceremony

Where two people drink a small amount of each others blood at the same time. usually in a cup or glass to express an emotional bond or love between them. It is mostly based on the idea of quantum entanglement.
by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014
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Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire
hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!
by salma the salmon June 29, 2019
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Theatres des Vampires

A gothic metal band that came from Italy. There earlier albums had quite a bit of black metalness in them, which completely died out on their Nightbreed of Macabira. After that album male vocalist Lord Vampyre was kicked out, and their back-up vocalist Scarlett became their lead vocalist. A lot of their songs sing about evil and/or Satan.

They were the first band to be given the called vampiric metal (which isnot a genre).
I love the song Tenebra Dentro off by Suicide Vampire, by Theatres des Vampires.
by Necrotika July 18, 2006
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