Un-boob-lievable

You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.

You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D

by Pop Rocks and Pepsi July 4, 2011

un-chuckle

a laugh that someone can only do once.

when you laugh like a freak and it cannot be repeated therefore it is an un-chuckle

by missy55155 November 2, 2011

Kim Jong-un

The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.

United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*

by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018

Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Tu koma un tas

French slang/argot expression to tell someone he's talking too much

Marc:bla bla blablabla bla
David: putaintu koma un tas frère!
(Damn you talk too much!)

by Kween d March 10, 2019

Un-Fuck

When you want to apologize for saying "fuck you" to someone.

Person: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TABLE! FUCK YOU CHAIR!
-A moment later-
Person: *sobs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to anger you, table, chair. I un-fuck you guys.

by LambSkewers March 10, 2019

Un-Laughed-At

A joke or attempt of humour that goes without a laugh.

Wow, that joke was badly placed, it went un-laughed-at

by Person McPersonface June 12, 2018