ur mom virgin

what god told jesus when he born

God: Jesus?
Jesus: Yeah?
God: well, ur mom virgin
Jesus: god fucking damn it *dies*

by StormTheDarkLord February 16, 2018

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Ur Ancestors Incestors

The most godly term only used by intellectual beings to signify domination any person who uses this is known as the king of abomination

Bill:ur mom gay
Jeff:ur family tree lgbt
Bill:ur ancestors incestors
Jeff:*disinegrates from the inside out and is automatically sent to the depths of hell for enternal suffering and pain*

by JONBIGNXGGA March 28, 2018

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Person 1:"I don't like you!"

Person 2:"well ur mum gay."

by Hou se October 23, 2017

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The most DEVASTATING insult in the history of humanity
No one man should hold such great power

Boi 1:ur nan gay
Boi 2:ur granny a tranny
Boi 1:ur dad lesbian
Boi 2: UR PAPPY A NAPPY
Boi 1: (obliterated of the face of the earth)

by :) milo July 11, 2019

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hush ur gums bled or u iz gonna get shanked!

by Matteo G February 28, 2009

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The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

by e3l1it August 11, 2021

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"ur fat mum" Is an insult. usually, people are just joking around, but it offends some people.

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