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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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Tuesday

1. The most forgotten day of the week, neither loved nor hated.
2. The day that saves people from Monday.
1. I always forget Tuesdays even exist, as there is nothing good about them besides the fact it isn't Monday.

2. Tuesday is like a forgotten hero, it saves us from Monday, but it doesn't bring us the full joy that Friday does.
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Boop Day Tuesday!

Every Tuesday will be remembered as "boop day." To participate, just bump someone with your hip! Simple, and flirty 😉
Person 1: Ayo, it's Boop Day Tuesday!
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't boop me, I beg you.
Person 1: Owe up.
by SuperCatPowder2.0 October 28, 2019
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TACO Tuesday

An occurrence where one consumes tacos on a tuesday night while acting like a bunch of 5 year olds
Its taco tuesday, hiiii,grir,irri (more sounds and grunts of joy).
by Tacoman24 July 10, 2023
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8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
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Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
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No Taco Tuesday

every month, a day comes up on Tuesday where you can't eat tacos. And this day is where everybody goes into a deep state of depression.
Yo I'm depressed because it's No Taco Tuesday
by YeetusFetus11 June 12, 2022
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