cougar

eamon gray

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"

by a seventh grader May 2, 2022

Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012

cougar nails

if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails

woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*

by Pineapple89 July 4, 2021

Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below

Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!

by Aurexal October 6, 2016

Cougar

A haggard woman who needs to pay to suck a hard cock

The cougar needed to pay $7 to suck the youn guy's hard cock

by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022