granola hoe

granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.

“bro check out that chick, she’s hot”
“she gives total granola hoe vibes”

by simp for you June 20, 2020

hoes mad

Hoes mad(x24)

"HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD, HOES MAD! "

by jose daniel rodriguez cordovi April 29, 2019

nemo hoes

Snoop Dogg's alias on his YouTube show - Snoop "needs more hoes" aka "nemo hoes"

Snoop: Wassup it's yo boi big Snoop Dogg aka Nemo Hoes

by UnicornSheriff March 19, 2015

Soulja Hoe

Soulja Hoe stands for someone destroying hip hop. A person who doesn't know a beat from a bagel. They can't even speak english so how do you expect them to rap. Yet all the mainstream bitches think he's hot and the shit. Don't blame them though they're probably blind and deaf.

Soulja Hoe is the cause of mass destruction.

Prime example: Soulja Boy

"OMFG an emo kid just commited suicide!"

"That damn soulja hoe."

"Two kids just crank dat and then shot up a kids r us."

"......Soulja Hoe."

by Chantel Cliche July 12, 2009

Hoes mad

Hoes mad is used in situations where the hoes (or hoe) are indeed mad

Synonyms: Sluts angry, Thots triggered

Oh the the hoes mad again

by Idk just made it for a joke September 26, 2019

hard on hoes

The "Hard on Hoes" movement is a movement focused on not putting up with, neither aiding, nor abetting hoes and their actions. "Hoes", in this case refers to poor-quality or substandard otherwise "bad women". This movement shows hoes and their supporters, that their ways are not acceptable, in an attempt to prompt positive change or to deter others from such a lifestyle.

john: are you planning anything serious with tracey?
mike: nah boy, i aint wifin up no slut, hard on hoes for life.

by -lordtariq- December 7, 2011

Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007