Hand kisser

When a person kisses alot of female hands.
A man that kisses females hands.

l kissed two female hands yesterday when l greeted them.
l told this woman l am a hand kisser.

by l203949 August 29, 2009

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"

by CL69 May 14, 2008

Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.

Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.

by P-Jizzle September 5, 2016

Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off

Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.

by baleful_phoenix August 25, 2018

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

by Nigaliga March 12, 2014