a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis
Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram
by Skeetman337 June 20, 2018
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Hater-poser

A hater who is also a poser. A person who hates on others because said person thinks he knows a lot about something (but he doesn't, he's more a poser ).

Not to be confused with "poser hater ", which is someone who hates on posers .
John: Hey I really like this style of music.

Adam: You don't even know who that artist is . (Gives a stink eye/hater look)

John: Adam is a hater-poser.
by Going back out February 28, 2016
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poser bait

Poser bait is a Groupie (usually female) that chases after Posers or Celebrities. They are usually very picky about who they go with. Some may call them Gold Diggers.
Becky is such poser bait. She can go out with Vinny, but instead she's all dressed up waiting to get backstage for Axel at the GNR Concert.
by Sinfully Vin December 15, 2017
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Imvu posers

IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer
by Imvu posers December 28, 2020
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ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.
The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎
by Cedar Eizen December 13, 2022
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