Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022

Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…

Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021

The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

Lincoln Franklin

A mixture between Lincoln And Benjamin.

Today we are going to learn Lincoln Franklin In The History Lesson.

by DreamTechno2013 April 22, 2022

Lincoln field

if u don’t know nobody or not from round there u gotta bang it , if u see niggas arguing mind yo business , u will see a whole lotta fights goin on , & it’s hella hoes so watch out u don’t wanna catch nun .

Lincoln field : mind yo business n u good .

by Taylor tae December 14, 2021

The Lincoln Treatment

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln

“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”

by PubliusFed May 31, 2022

lincoln

honestly, lincoln is the best. idk what else to say cuz he’s just that epic. -if ur lincoln this is the one and only weezie here

person one : omg look! it’s lincoln he’s so epic
person two:omg ikr he’s the best

by usucc November 16, 2019