Hipster blog

A type of blog generally frowned upon on Tumblr consisting of pictures of slutty teenagers in Indie clothes. Occasionally making triangles with their hands. Hipster staples include cut-up mom jeans, cross necklaces, Vans, and galaxy leggings. They also love to take selfies holding Nutella. Some examples of hipster blogs are glitteryglitter, unic-whore-ns, wasted-sluts, and h-i-p-s-t-e-r-i-f-f-y-i-n-g.

I JUST GOT MY GALAXY LEGGINGS! I'm going to take a picture and put it on my hipster blog!

by Nutella is so good omg May 13, 2012

Elitist Hipster

Hipsters (yeah, fucking hipsters) who think they aren't hipsters, because they are educated, rich, spoiled, pretty, and of course, better than hipsters. However, they are nothing but useless fucking hipsters.

Elitist Hipster #1:"I hate hipsters, they are gross, drink beer, and they don't shower."

Elitist Hipster #2: "Yeah, I bathe once a week to save water, because I'm an annoying piece of shit elitist hipster. Pass the Two Buck Chuck....."

by yup345 October 20, 2010

Folk Hipster

A folk hipster is sub category of hipster that are usually recognized by their "mountain man " beards and earthy wardrobe (Boys: beards, flannel , boots , straight legged pants,any woodsy animal jewelry or printed shirts, messy curls , worn out pants, suspenders Girls : Overly floral button ups, shawl neck sweaters , wavy to curly hair , victorian jewelry,riding/military boots, anything retro 1900-1930's ,any woodsy or native american vibe clothes .

Bands they listen to :

fleet foxes
j illman
iron and wine
the cave singers
kings of leon ( even if they are mainstream and hate hipsters despite the fact that they're all major folk hipsters)
deverdra banhart
vashti bunyan
first aid kit
boy & bear
nick drake
bon iver
sin fang bous

mumford & sons
Joanna newson
wild beasts
au revoir simone
freelance whales
Akron/family

fever ray
sea wolf
wilco
lord huron
vetiver
espers
dawes
the antlers
the mountain goats
peggy sue and the pirates***

Look , that folk hipster came into starbucks with no shoes on .
Those folk hipsters dont seem to be trying to be hipsters ...but they really are ...which makes them that much more deck.

Caleb Followill and Samual beam are such folk hipsters

Folk hipsters sure do look like amish people.

by thewildbeast93 November 14, 2010

Hipster Hug

When a flannel pearl snap shirt wearing, fedora sporting, 5 o'clock shadow rocking mid-twenty year old with thick rimmed glasses and rolled up pant legs (you know so they dont catch on my bike) grabs two cups of coffee and hops on a vespa and stares you down with that "Im better than you look" as he drives away listening to crappy acoustic music.

Guy: Dude what was all that?
Girl: He just gave us a hipster hug <3!!!!
Guy: We should see other people.

by MrAndySandy August 5, 2011

Hipster Roll

The act of rolling up one's right pant leg. This is usually done by people on bikes to avoid getting their pants caught in their gears. This is fashionable to some hipsters, whether they're near a bike or not.

Guy: "Man my pants keep brushing against this cut I have on my leg"
Friend: "Just hipster roll it for now, no one will care."

Guy: "Did you see that guy? He had a hipster roll and he was walking!"

by uskidsknow April 18, 2011

hipster porn

In the realm of film--specifically, indie film and short film, it refers to anything that is so obnoxiously unique, preachy, or hipster-ish that a hipster would surely have a heart attack or leave a love stain in his/her pants.

"Oh. My. GOD. Have you seen Scott Pilgrim Versus the World? It's the greatest movie ever! Michael Cera is SO cute!"
"Yeah, I saw it. Looks like a bunch of hipster porn to me."

by MistahBanks86 April 10, 2013

delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.

Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.

by laughingsquid March 22, 2011