Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt

My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.

by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

Gooch

The place between the ass and the cooch

Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that

by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024

Dirty Gooch

When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice

Is that Adam doing the Dirty Gooch?

by GrannyShagger420 February 1, 2021

Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

gooch of dawn

The time period befor sunrise

We have to get up at the gooch of dawn

by Slaerx June 18, 2024