by MudderFukcer June 04, 2020
by Amansworstnightmare January 08, 2018
When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.
Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.
by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024
Ashley doesn't want to take her finals anymore and has trouble studying, she suffers from final-ritis
by collegekid11 December 10, 2012
The last table of players remaining in a poker tournament. Usually it is 9 people, unless it is a 6-max event, or if it is a World Poker Tour event. Some online final tables are 10 people, such as on Ultimate Bet and Carbon.
"There were 100 people in this and only the final table gets paid, I hope I make it."
"Wow, Phil Hellmuth is at another final table!"
"Wow, Phil Hellmuth is at another final table!"
by Michael Rizzuto May 10, 2008
This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.
by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022