"Master Pastor Kusanigger, how do I master the art of Nig-Fu?"
"Get me more fent, and I will tell you..."
"Get me more fent, and I will tell you..."
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Get the Hung Fu Panda mug.A portmanteau of “shrink” and “Kung fu”, describing the work of shrinks (slang for psychiatrists, psychologists, therapists) as a type of coordinated practice that requires patience, time and energy like the Chinese martial art, Kung fu.
Katelynn: What is shrink fu??? I can’t even find that word on google
Shrink: <link> it’s the fu that I do
Katelynn: That’s so meta
Shrink: <link> it’s the fu that I do
Katelynn: That’s so meta
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The martial art is taught by working-class identity, connection to nature and outdoor activities, strong community loyalty, and humility.
Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.
The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Some of the practices include: karate chopping beer/soda cans without touching any other surface when swinging. Meditation in a trash can will aid the individual with resilience and self-control from random things being tossed into it. Palming an empty or partially filled box in different directions will aid the individual with the process of deflection from close encounter weapons.
The derogatory term is "Redneck Fu", this version is lighter and nicer.
Jimmy over there has learned that Southern Fu. It's wild.
I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
I was practicing my Southern Fu the other day.
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