Fu Chan

Everyone wants to be Fu Chan’s friend. She’s charming and she’s really funny and knows how to make someone laugh. She’s beautiful, nice, funny, smart and so much more. She has a great body too and trust me literally every guy wants her. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing ever. Fu Chan doesn’t like being the center of attention.

Fu Chan is very pretty

by fantasticwords November 21, 2021

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Wrong-Fu

Subgenre of the martial arts movie.

Kung-fu movies were extremely popular in the '70's. After their waning success, filmmakers used increasingly outrageous tactics in order to further exploit the genre including, but not limited to, adding vampires, limbless fighters, sex and gore.

I'm watching 'The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires'. It's a wrong-fu movie in which a couple of martial arts masters fight Dracula.

by Jazzisa September 17, 2017

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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

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