An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018

When you wear jeans and your fat hangs over(muffin top).Its just another name for it.Just like the danimals yogurt cup.you squeeze it at the bottom and yogurt squeezes out.Just like the body shape you get from muffin top.
by pretty girl swag13 October 26, 2012

by TheSovietsDeepSeaAlgae May 6, 2013

by Black Boyfriend February 20, 2011

The feelings of attraction one feels to someone of the opposite sex, but only when under the influence, and completely forgotten when sober.
"Man, apparently the past two times I saw Suzy when I was drunk, I was hitting on her hardcore... I think I have a liver crush on her."
by Maverick17 December 16, 2008

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

(n.) A huge blunt containing crystal meth and crack cocaine completely coated in PCP. Commonly used for groups of 10 or more.
"Yo pass me that crush stick."
or
"Jim crushed a crushstick to his face the other day, he fuckin died."
or
"Jim crushed a crushstick to his face the other day, he fuckin died."
by gmac1248 April 5, 2010
