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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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Creep Line

The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.

Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"

Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
by Teapotz September 29, 2012
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app creep

App Creep refers to the uncontrolled additions or continuous growth of apps on an individuals smartphone(device). This phenomenon occurs when the App Store is utilized in a reckless manner and the acquirement of apps is not properly defined, documented, managed or controlled. It is generally considered a negative occurrence, and therefore should be avoided.
Amazed friend: "Dude you got like 5000 productivity apps on your smart phone!"

You: "Yeah, I have a serious case of app creep."
by ITSS Chris August 29, 2012
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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:

A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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creep wagon

person that is creepy and strange
man that girl maria is a real creep wagon
by come@mebro September 7, 2012
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cock creeping

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!
by THECOOL> January 2, 2012
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Creep Around

Similar to the brilliant reach-around, but rather than a stroke and a poke, a gentle cradling of the balls and some sweet
talking is in order.
Dang shorty. What you got on that creep around? Keep the creep on the down low.
by Beerbattered March 24, 2011
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