A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
Get the clap scanmug. When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.
Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.
by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020
Get the Stack of the Clapsmug. Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.
by LowTier January 31, 2018
Get the slap and clapmug. The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020
Get the Corona Clapmug. You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
Get the hipster clapmug. When one girl dances vigurousley and shaking wat she got in them jeans..usually her name is whitney and she tends to make little highschool boys excited.
caution: will experince motion sickness from ass movements and will make u fucking dizzy.
caution: will experince motion sickness from ass movements and will make u fucking dizzy.
by yaitsmo July 5, 2006
Get the booty clapmug. male 1 - "hey man im taking this bitch back to the crib"
male 2 - "thats wassup nigga. you best make it clap later on"
male 2 - "thats wassup nigga. you best make it clap later on"
by BustaRhymes January 19, 2009
Get the make it clapmug.