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Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 23, 2011
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cyber bowl

WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT THE PROJECTORS GO DOWN AND THE LAZERS TURN ON AND YOU BOWL WITH YOUR NIGGAS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WITH MUSIC VIDEOS ON DEM PROJECTORS AND BLACK LIGHTS WITH AS MANY GAMES AS YOU WANT $11 WHATS GOOD NIGGAS? LETS GO
"AYE NIGGA CYBER BOWL?"
"HELL YA"
by FIG NEWTON December 21, 2013
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McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.
Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021
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Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.
After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.
by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009
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Beef Bowl

"Did you see the pic of that upskirt of Roseanne Barr?"
"Yeah man, you could see her beef bowl and everything!"
by TheRealLG January 8, 2012
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Sugar Bowl

Noun: A public place where older men (sugar daddies) go to "hook up" with much younger women (sugar babies) and vice versa.
The food's great, but the place is a total Sugar Bowl. We might want to take Grandma somewhere else for her birthday dinner.
by BD Horndawg February 25, 2022
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justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.
Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????
by bobbbbby January 11, 2008
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