technoblocked

When a technological device prevents you from getting your game on.

John went up to the girl at the bar but at the last second she pulls out her smartphone to answer a call.

"John got technoblocked"

by Drazgul September 20, 2016

techno bar

when the top curve of your headphones falls onto the rim of your hat

"dude, that's a nice techno bar you've got there"

by Epicman501 December 6, 2016

Techno Spaghetti

A mess of cables often found when allot of electronic equipment is being used, especially found in a poorly maintained 19'' rack cabinet.

Sorry that job took hours, they had a really bad case of techno spaghetti.

by The Burning Phoenix December 29, 2016

technofossil

Descriptions of any person born before 1990 trying to up/download or other wise use current cell phone or computer devices..

I tried to explain Boomerang to my Mom yesterday, she is a technofossil.

My older sister called and she is trying to SnapChat her kids. She is such a technofossil.

by THale74 November 5, 2017

techno saw

A sawtooth synth heard in a techno song that is known for causing cancer.

That techno saw gave me brain cancer.

by Manuele Pepe April 20, 2018

Techno-tard

Someone who is seriously technologically disabled!

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!

by buzzworkz January 8, 2018

technodyme

The beauty of technology

i am a technodymer, i extend the beauty of technology

by technodyme May 27, 2018