surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

surfing a tsunami

an instance when someone is lit or having a good time. also can be used when referring to someone who is positively intoxicated. can be used in past and present tense.

“I partied so hard last weekend, I was surfing a tsunami!”
“Man Zack has two joints and a beer in his hand, he’s about to be surfing a tsunami”

by winniedapoo1017 February 17, 2025

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

tip surfing

Constantly defending someone without benefits

Why do you keep defending him when you’re not involved? Stop allat tip surfing

by JetVision June 3, 2024

Dirt surf

To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.

I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.

by Outoftreemonkey April 14, 2021

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016