Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.
“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”
by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021
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cedar surfing

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.
The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.
by Larry Chair December 23, 2011
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E-Crowd Surfing

...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.
"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."
by xJTxx April 22, 2023
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surfing the line

surfing the line V. Under the effects of some anti-depressants. You are not really happy and not really sad. You are surfing the line between.
Hey Fred how ya feeling today. Meh so-so I'm just surfing the line.
by aserath September 11, 2008
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Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich March 24, 2018
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Turf n surf

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it
Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player
by Pussyslayer444 December 31, 2020
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