My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

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Get the My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicymug.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

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Get the Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, raremug.

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

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Get the mom steakmug.

An expression to employ when the intent is to be vague. Of equivalence to the indian head bobble.

Commonly mistaken for "straight on" which is falsely thought to be derived from "right on", "right on" being an affirmative expression instead of one of vagueness.

Dude, steak on.

by two two one February 21, 2011

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