Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008

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Craig'sLurk

aka Craig'sLurking, Craig'sLurked, Craig'sLurker.

To stalk a particular item with specific qualities on the classified ads site Craig'sList until achieving success. This stalking is usually achieved through refreshing the search on multiple browser windows several times a day, every day.

"Nice coffee table!"
"Yeah, I Craig'sLurked it for 3 weeks until I finally found one in good shape for under $50"

by Siralene October 9, 2009

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moon slurp

fluid ejected from the anus: especially semen

Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!

by 3mta3 September 19, 2014

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Sneaky slurp

When you suck someone’s ass in their sleep with a straw

An intruder performed a sneaky slurp on my sister last night.

by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017

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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup May 24, 2018

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